The 11 Best Ways to Smoke Weed

May 10th, 2016 2:32PM

1. Bong
Nothing beats a bong hit. It's by far one of the top all-time ways to smoke weed - but the apparatus is important. The best bong is a clear straight one like this Ehle brand - at least 16 inches tall - and doesn't have a giant bowl, any weird bendy pieces, conspicuous ornamentation, or ice nipples that make it almost impossible to clean properly. This is a very important prerequisite when using a water pipe. If it's dirty, abandon ship.

2. Vaporizer
Vaporizers are all the rage these days - especially in states where medicinal and recreational weed is legal - and for good reason. Those states are the areas of the country making great concentrates and when it comes to the dabs - whether it be the wax, shatter, or BHO - vaping is the superior method. It's also the healthiest, as virtually no combustion takes place. Any of these models will do. (Note: This #2 ranking is for vaping concentrates only. The moment regular buds are added to the mix, this drops down the list.)

3. Joint
You don't fuck with a classic-just ask the Coca-Cola Company. If you want to really experience the taste, a nice spliff is a good choice. But like bongs, not any product will do. The paper must be razor thin, it needs a filter, and preferably, should be rolled in a cone-like fashion. Keep it Raw.

4. Chalice
You have to be careful here. A correctly built coconut chalice can knock even the most ardent smoker on his ass, especially if there are rastas in the room who added fronto leaves to the mix; the tapestries on the wall start swirling around like that terrible Gravitron ride at bad amusement parks. Lawd a mercy!

5. One-hitter
These are great for quick, covert missions, but otherwise should be avoided. However, if you must, use a glass one (no matter how much it looks like a crack pipe).

6. Blunt
I don't get blunts. The idea of buying a cigar that's not meant to be inhaled, delicately ripping it apart, and then reassembling it as a way to burn high caliber cannabis just doesn't compute. Don't get me wrong, blunt papers are acceptable and way better tasting. Those are meant to be smoked. But blunts? Fuck no. Embrace the advancements that have been made in the rolling paper industry and leave those White Owls and Dutch Masters intact.

7. Glass bowls
I hate glass bowls. You know the type. They're typically stubby and blackened with ash-like soot buildup in a fire place because they're always packed for way too many people. Cool peace pipe bro, but I'd rather smoke a fresh pack every time. That's why bongs are the #1 choice.

8. Gravity bong
I was never into gravity bongs. There's something way too fratty about smoking one of these and the taste and resulting high is not pleasant. It's like the weed-version of doing doing funnels of Schlitz.

9. Apple
You have to be into pretty dire circumstances to use an apple, but hey it does work. Just don't add tinfoil into the equation. Keep it natural.

10. Metal/wood pipe
Metal and wood pipes suck. Often times, so do the people that still smoke them. They also tend to be the types who still use metal screens, smoke brick weed, and scrape their pipes for resin. Only use under dire circumstances.

11. Soda can
WARNING: The only thing worse than smoking the good herb out of a metal/wood pipe, is smoking the good herb out of a crumpled can punctured with holes. THIS IS A LAST RESORT ONLY.

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