Well folks, I've been saying it all along, haven't I? Now the cat's out of the bag, and even the media can't ignore it. Marijuana is popular, very popular - some might even say, it's the most popular thing right now. You know, I've got a knack for understanding the pulse of the people. That's how I became the President.

But hold on, don't get too excited. Just because something is popular doesn't mean it's good. Look at me, I was popular, but they said I was bad! And let's face it, marijuana does do some damage. I mean, have you ever seen a stoned person try to negotiate a business deal? Not pretty, I can tell you that much. They lose IQ points faster than Sleepy Joe trying to climb a flight of stairs!


Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Donald, Canada legalized it, and so did some other countries." Well, that's true. But since when do we take our cues from Canada, folks? We beat them in the War of 1812, didn't we?


And let's not forget, during my presidency, we didn't crack down on state-legal cannabis programs. We were tough, but fair. Unlike some people, I won't mention any names *cough* Biden *cough*, we understood the value of letting states decide.


In conclusion, just because something is popular doesn't mean it's good. Remember fidget spinners? Yeah, exactly. But hey, if it gets people out to vote, maybe it's not such a bad idea after all. As long as they're voting for the right guy, am I right?